HUMOR, FROM A51

“At the Trinity River, it was for my birthday, I finished painting, then Mayhem went down there and my other homie Crack and 2 other friends. One of my other friends was writing, screw or radio, I remember looking to the right and we were under the bridge and we see the black boots and I was like fuck! And look to the right and we grab our shit and start running. I had 13 cans in my backpack. That’s a heavy ass backpack. So we were under the bridge and they come from this side and I remember come up running over the hill and threw my backpack and I look back and I see my homie Radio running, and I hear the cops and they were like “are you really going to make us run after you?!” and in my head I’m laughing, I got to get the fuck out of here. And I had like two markers. So, I run under the commerce street bridge towards the bailbonds and throw the markers and I see Radio coming and he is running over commerce street and he is gasping, and he is like “run, they’re coming” gasping. There was a bailbonds there and I don’t know how but there was one of those 10 ft high fences and he jumps and climbs and then you just hear him fucking fall. I told him to hide behind a trashcan right there and he was like fuck that and I just heard him fall. So instead, I’m walking down the street and I had this slide up purple phone and I hear this vroooommm. I’m real short, like 5 ft at the time and I look like a kid. So, I pull out my phone and I act like I’m just on it and the cop stops right next me and looks at me and I look at back at him like he has a problem and I keep on walking. He then takes off. I was like what the fuck. So, did anyone get caught that day? Mayhem got caught that day. He didn’t see the cops, he was more down in the trinity river and when they were coming out, they got caught”